DOAKES: I'm watching you, motherfucker. You creepy-ass, motherfucking creep. I'm dead by the way, motherfucker. Watching from beyond the motherfucking grave, motherfucker.

The Robot.

You havin' a laugh? Are you havin' a laugh?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Save a little piece of tail for me….COME ON!

Real greaseball shit.

No more swears, Nicholas Pileggi. I don't know if you heard, but you've been away a long time. I'm on AMC now, I don't swear no more.

Are you related to Bill Cosby Bukowski?

I think you mean Clark Soccermom.

The cheese stands alone.

I don't like cops. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere. Not like here in the middle of the road. Here everything is soft and smooth.

Brad Meltzer, you're not my commanding officer!

Demi-mullet! Damn, what a good joke! Seriously, Mr. O' Neal, you killed me there. Love it!

Your mother gets a kick in the nuts!

You're talking shit.

Can't tell if trolling or stupid.

Mother father chinese dentist.

It's insane, this guy's perineum!

I find myself to be aroused and tittilated by all this.

His name is…ME! Fucking awesome.