I'm an old gold tooth/and I'll tell ya the truth/I live in the the mouth of a homie.

"How my hair look, Netherlands?" "You look good, girl." BLAM!

Tom Kenny's boastful, "Gentlemen, there you sit, brokenhearted…" kills me every time. Genius.

Where Wallet at String? Where Wallet?

As long as Leon's there, I don't care.

Adolph Oliver Pubes FTW.

Leon FTW. I actually laughed so loud my boss came and asked me what I was doing. Damn you, sir and thank you, sir.

I got a naked puppet doin' a lewd and lascivious fandango on the lap of a full grown man. I got a woman over here dippin' candles, I got a man over here with a butter churn, it's like a pioneer porn shop! Shut it down boys!

I always thought it was "bon mol". Learn something new every day. From jerks.

To Big Whoop:

"Flo Manga" really made me laugh. Kudos, Martian Judge.

Boo.
That is all.

Kanye West, Kanye West, I'mma let you finish, but George Bush is the best racist of all time!!! Of all time!!!

I totally must have been snoozin' during that Season 1 finale. I didn't remember the Olivia swerving in the car, but I'm sure that's it. Good enough for me.

Can someone clarify something for me? I'm just not getting how in the Season 1 finale Olivia was riding in an elevator and then all of a sudden she's standing in the twin towers with William Bell, but then Bell says, "I pulled you from a car…" I must have missed something. What did I miss?

Hey there, Bret, I see you lookin' down
Don't want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Just because I get more women than you
It's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure you're weedy and kinda shy
But I'm sure there's a girl needy for a weedy shy guy

What is she funny or something?

Her?

"When Santa squeezes his big fat ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house."

Linda Ham! Linda Ham! Does your name ever make you hungry? It's making me hungry!