The Legend, the Legend, the Third Wheel Legend! Always being a waste of life, broadcast for the world to seeeeeeeeee!

I don't think there's anything wrong with a spanking, provided it's not excessive or done with bad intentions. I was spanked by my parents when I fucked around and didn't do what I was told, and I don't resent them or anything. I don't spank my daughter, but not because I think it's cruel or something. She just…

Cancelssaids?

Uh oh, no mo blow blow fo CoCo?

…but ho's and tricks.

I'd like to stack cheese.

Staircase piss? What is that?

Kill Bill 3: The Kill Bill-uickening.

LMAO (Leave Me Alone! get Out!)

There's logic to follow?

I think the word "self-indulgent" from the review sums it up. I want to like them too, but I just can't. There's just too much "winking at the audience" going on, if you catch my drift.

@Logan Squared

Or erotic tangerines.

Good call. Cheryl is a gentile, after all.

Diabeetus would also like to say that he's feeling much better now and that he wants to come back inside. He adds that he isn't going to hurt anybody. Also, he says he's a good father and he wants to come back inside.

Damn! Double Damn!

There can be only one! Hateful troll, that is. There can be only one hateful troll!

Sadly, I've seen about 25 of these crapfests. I have good taste in movies and knew they were all going to be shit, but to borrow a phrase from the AVClub, the sexy allure of ostensible cultural garbage was too great to bear.

Diet Sprite = Hulk….Santorum?

I want to punch her in the face