I had a girlfriend who got off on giving me road head. She actually got off on giving ANYONE road head, but that's beside the point. I didn't find that out until later, but I reaped the rewards for a good five months. To this day, when I hear car keys jingle, I get a semi. Ahhhh, memories.

The Jackie Mason voice always gets a laugh out of me, without fail.

"We fucked her." The funniest thing I've heard in a long, long time. Well, since the stuff Leon said last season, anyway.

I'm Handi-capable!

Venerated actor Sir Ian McKellan lost his virginity to a dude dangling from another dude and now he has turned the sexual encounter into a play, in his latest work, "Nuts for Nuts!"

@The Anais Ninja

That set off my racist-dar.

Upon….her….kneeeeeee!
So fine…..to beeeeee!
Mother…and boyyyyy!
Moooootherrrrrrrrboooyyyyyyyyy!!!

Thanks, Tom, but I meant the old farmer guy! Jeez, you guys are no fun!

I remember being severely creeped out by Event Horizon. Sam Neill with no eyeballs. Not cool.

That was funny, but I am surprised that the Russians have steaks in the AV Club. Is it like a foreign meat exchange program or something?

Does the character of Bellamy narrate everything aloud? If so, I'd say yes to your question.

I think Robert Langdon, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Steve Coogan all work together to solve this mystery. Also Teddy Roosevelt is there. And Amelia Earhart. Night at the Museum 2.

Over there in that pig pen I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

Over there in that pig pen I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

Over there in that pig pen I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

Over there in that pig pen I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

Over there in that pig pen I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

Don't Bore Us, I think you mean "Dracula's Pajama Party."

****Legislates****