Les Cousins Dangereux 2: MacKenzie Boogaloo.

"…a never-ending dream of a beautiful lie agreed upon,"

Where in the hell is that asshole Hannity to comment on all of this????

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When the carny was stealing the poo, Diabeetus told him that he was feeling much better and he wanted come back inside. Diabeetus also said that he wouldn't hurt anyone.

I think Palpatine works better than Iago. I mean, Jafar really called the shots, Iago just sat on his shoulder and provided comedy relief.

Depends on your definition of "fanny."

Also: Well, I guess it's about time we had "the talk." You're probably curious, understandably so, as to why I'm so interested in you. No doubt you think it has to do with destroying a very large and costly government-owned space station, taking the lives of countless unnamed white-suited soldiers, or messing up my…

Who farted?

So you think you're going to cross me and mess with my shit?
Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?
Don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped.
I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.
If you say anything. you'll beg to die,
Cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye.
I'll stomp…

Ghostface Pissah.

Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny!

I'm the player and the coach/
I'm no roach/
I just bought my grandma a brand new brooch.

Don't forget Paul Bearer.

Someone didn't have to say first though. Good job resisting the urge.

I still love how she says people are "intolerant" of her and her views. SHE(the heterosexual who can get married if she wants) is the intolerant one!

That's nothing compared to the Snuggie thong. It has a hole in the front so you can still have your "bits" exposed while remaining completely warm.

Black women show their tits like THIS…

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I agree. A show like Lost can do a finale right. The last episode should be chock full of excitement and drama and the last minute or two of the episode can be the….wait for it….END OF THE SEASON. I don't like this twenty minute season finale and forty minute season 3 tease. It's dumb.