I don't even know why I pay you. You are the worst agent.

I don't even know why I pay you. You are the worst agent.

Yes.

Yes.

An angry drunk fairly masculine lesbian once tried to beat me up for angry drunk reasons.

An angry drunk fairly masculine lesbian once tried to beat me up for angry drunk reasons.

You're all very old and will be dead soon.

You're all very old and will be dead soon.

See, on one hand you have guns.

See, on one hand you have guns.

'occasionally'

'occasionally'

I saw an early episode of friends recently because it is always fucking on forever and ever and ever and man, Kudrow aged pretty hard through the course of that series.

I saw an early episode of friends recently because it is always fucking on forever and ever and ever and man, Kudrow aged pretty hard through the course of that series.

His face is continuing its gradual mutation from handsome guy to character actor.

His face is continuing its gradual mutation from handsome guy to character actor.

I'm not gay, but wasn't the original idea 'It's okay to be gay while being a manly working class dude and be into dudely working class dude stuff' and it's gradually changed to 'Beards give me boners'.

I'm not gay, but wasn't the original idea 'It's okay to be gay while being a manly working class dude and be into dudely working class dude stuff' and it's gradually changed to 'Beards give me boners'.

I mean, I don't want to defend Chris Brown but that is facial hair about 90% of dudes grow around that before they realise that no, no, clearly this beard thing is not something I am good at.

I mean, I don't want to defend Chris Brown but that is facial hair about 90% of dudes grow around that before they realise that no, no, clearly this beard thing is not something I am good at.