so he'll be banging catherine zeta-jones in 10 years or so?

how the office should end tonight: jim plays a prank on dwight involving a food he is allergic to. dwight dies horrifically in the middle of the office. jim gets hauled off to jail. pam can't support two kids on her salary, so they end up with child services, and she becomes a receptionist at a car dealership, sadly…

and parks and rec! two fucking notifications wasted! they don't grow on trees, you know!

he doesn't open his mouth when he talks in veronica mars! it's so unsettling!!!!

SIGNALEES

FLAGGED

i'm available, lorne! send all correspondence to the orgy pit!

they're still applying for inclusion into the PRL (professional religious league). they need another 10 wins in the regular religious season to qualify, though, and with easter already over, that's not looking great.

they should do a sketch where DOGS rule the earth and MITT has to ride on the roof! somebody call gail collins!

this comment is a lot better than it seems to have gotten credit for.

6 spinoffs and a documentary about the sad, lonely life of a cab driver who really, truly does not know the answers to the questions he's asking you.

jesus i was positive it was. "what sick fuck shopped this amy poehler picture???"

where are these bars? also, how drunk are these 25 to 30 year olds?

@avclub-aacfe532ad5037a09894ea841d6ff2ba:disqus ughh those people should be put in a box and forced to watch flames-jets games for eternity.

typical unregistered SOB.

you give me the food, i give you the swords. the swords are worth way more than the food, you're really getting a deal here.

there've been some studies lately showing that spoilers actually up your enjoyment of something. 
http://www.wired.com/wireds…

ki and clive owen hanging out in the rowboat, ki holding the baby, clive dies as the human project boat pulls into frame. would be so much better with just ki and the baby out in the nothingness, with a corpse.

i really, really wanted the end of children of men to be SPOILER ALERT FOR A SIX YEAR OLD MOVIE the camera slowly zooming out from them in the rowboat in absolute silence. no boat, no hope, except what we make up for ourselves. beautiful.

BUT WHY WAS RUE BLACK UGHHHHHHHHHHH