first mad tv, now cops.

pregnant at the jersey shore with real-world cops?

not even for the Equinox! or vegas vacation!

chevy apologizes for nothing!

we assume you made some gooey-ness afterwards. during?

cece will move in and it'll be called new girl 2: the streets

can she? did you see the happening?

zooey can raise my hope anytime.

as they're selling it to a company named cerberus capital, i am obligated to add: is there a category in the yellow pages for "video game ending writers"?

if you think this is crazy, at&t just sold yellow pages for 950 million, 750m of that in cash. THAT is the real story of the day. 
http://www.google.com/hoste…

quickly! to the vomitorium!

Butch Deadlift

how delightfully double-edged!

good god we are not even close to 170-something in infant mortality. we're like 30th. does wikipedia not exist in this brave new sorkin cable world?

i have two priorities: the first is getting from the beginning of the day to the end of the day without missing a story on the av club. the second is watching the fuck out of this show.

oh, alright, you deserve it.

hey, warren! suzanne sucks pussy!

i could send you the dimensions on the playmate of the month, if that helps.

but the conservatives are quickly closing that gap! hoo boy.

circle gets the square!