Tex Avery or GTFO

We need to work harder on outsourcing our prisons, because if people keep acting up this way, they're gonna fill up soon.

I would say that 90 percent of people are stupid, but that doesn't really help the situation, does it?

I believe you, sweetie!

People are hypnotized by confidence.

I think she can probably find somebody to do it.

Why ask why? Bud Dry.

From the moment she becomes pregnant, a woman's body undergoes a startling transformation that affects every aspect of her life.

And then she lost.

That's why I like the way the Jews do it. "First unassisted breath." That's the dividing line when God breathed life into Adam.

Checkrs

Like weed?

Most of our attitudes and beliefs — conservative or liberal — can be made to sound like lunatic rantings if you push them 10 percent more.

Abortion would be a rare issue if people would just take responsibility for birth control and not still act like Wealthy Dowagers when it comes time to discuss ordinary sex.

A little guidance would be nice. At least tell me which rocks she may have farted on.

We're all out of ABORT license plates in the gift shop.

That can be easily arranged. It's winter.

Yes, and… ?

She'll just start making features. Then we'll have Tina Fey Part 2.

She could be afraid of men.