He painted his cock to look like a sock.

Yeah. Religion can certainly make you take a big step beyond what is safe and reasonable and appropriate. Maybe there's some kind of evolutionary advantage to that.

They motion scanned Jeff Bridges in Tron II, and it worked just fine except that the fake Bridges talked like he had an invisible mustache on his face.

I decided to solve this question for myself by explaining that just like in Superman II, where he kissed Lois and made her forget, Superman has a kind of low-level "Jedi Mind Trick" going pretty much all the time that makes it so people don't really see him clearly, and definitely not looking anything like Clark Kent.

His age is the same as his height.

I was raised Catholic, so naturally I tend toward not believing anything.

There are a lot of possible explanations for the "Fermi Paradox," but a lot of it comes down to a question of how much data we need to make a determination of how unlikely it is that we exist. When it comes to aliens, you have to admit that since we exist, given the same conditions it's not entirely unlikely that…

Possible. Except his previous history suggests otherwise.

Stubbornness?

It's all new laws these days.

Nice work if you can get it, although it's hard to establish a unique brand.

Yeah, but that has to do with what we decide is going to be included in public education. Used to be a person could seem smart by parroting shit like, "Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in fourteen hundred and ninety-two," or "George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and said he couldn't tell a lie." …

That's why there's a Red Shift.

Don't forget Treadstone.

This portfolio is filled with nothing but old pinball machine parts!

I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors.

Damn hell fart!

We're not completely behind the Germans just yet…

Hey, even when you're selling carcinogens you gotta treat the customer with respect.

And "God" is such a poor explanation for anything. You can basically replace it with "I don't know." and it means the same thing.