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Mr. Grumbles
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Half will champion it, half will disparage it.
That's the way the U.S.A. runs now.

I don't see what's stopping her from getting knocked up by some dude and then having an abortion. None of those things are all that difficult.

I think what more abortion clinics need is a punch card like you get at Subway. Get 10 abortions and you get the next one free!

You're welcome!

Certainly. Nobody wants to see a movie about two people who meet at a mutual friend's party, go out for coffee, move on to dinner dates, then the bedroom, then get married and live happily ever after.

So that show will end either with her dead, in an insane asylum, or married.

It's not so much laziness, perhaps, as being stuck with certain conventions that need to be included that also suck all the drama out of the story.

The problem with any kind of "romance" is that somebody has to make the first move, and 9 times out of 10 it's not going to be the woman. And because it's the man making the move, and because he's usually in the more dominant social position to begin with, it's going to look creepy or dangerous.

Captain Ron was a rewritten National Lampoon's Caribbean Vacation.

I bet I could learn to fix anything on that fucking ship if you gave me 10 years.

The biggest problem I see with it is that it's terrible for creating human figures. Or maybe there's a way around it. Otherwise, it could be used to create outer-space landscapes and maybe surreal landscapes with floating mountains and stuff.

Mary Moore?

I'm not saying I would try, since my goal is to just be totally fucking buzzed. But I wonder. Maybe I'll try finding some on the Internet.

Riddle me this! The little old man has twelve children — some short, some long, some cold, some hot. Who is he?

I've been getting very high and watching that fucker lately on Netflix. I have the sound very low, so you can really tell when he shifts his voice from the four or so tones he uses.

Superhero with dead dad.

He kind of sucked in Megamind.

I don't know if it's working for everyone else.

It's code for "round up all the POCs."