"Ass, Grass, Gas, or Cognitive Dissonance. Nobody rides for free."

Stopping in the middle of a supermarket aisle and just staring at something.

I read Tristan and Isolde.

What about Broad City? Now I'm curious.

You're gonna have to shoot harder than that.

It's not about plot. It's a character piece.

Peter Parker was bitten by an old black man, and learned to play the blues.

Amy Adams already met plenty of aliens in that other movie.

I liked the one with Charlie Sheen in it.

Thank you for contributing this standard post to the discussion. If you didn't do it, nobody else would.

"The bigger it is, the harder it is to hide."

Milk-Man has all the proportionate strength of a jug of 2%.

Admiring Nemo's fish tank.

Spider-Man: Fall Formal

Those who can, write jokes. Those who can't, write set-ups.

We know.

Donald Trump.

"Look out for those fleeing criminals. They're a DOO-zie!"
— Ned Reyerson

Too much CGI already.

"Oh, Martha!"
(That was his mother's name.)