Svenghoolie shoots up some heroin.

He'll be back.

Jimmy Carter walked all the way from the Capitol to the White House on Inauguration Day. Granted, it's not that far, really.

"You're on."
— Lou Reed

Very entertaining, though. All that energy.

Is that code for "white?"

He's had since the late 50's to learn how to play music and get a good band together.

This isn't an argument. It's just foolishness.

I like the story and the character, because they're both awesome. Sorry you've been brainwashed to think it's horrible, because it's not.

You're ridiculous.

What's racist about it?

AV Club's darling Cameron Esposito?

What's racist about it?

It's a dumb rhyme. A cartoony movie soldier fighting a resourceful young boy who can run fast enough to turn tigers into butter.

Really quite bad.

Get one of those guys from American Ninja Warrior. They're all colors and creeds and genders.

Harold Pinter once did a Cheetos commercial.

I get the feeling that even when he was a young man he understood that all the adulation he received was ridiculous and constricting, and that people in general are terrible at interpreting irony. And now he's had to live with it for a long, long time.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before he can get his Nobel Prize?
How many eggs can Cool Hand Luke eat
Before he soils his Levi's?

Rambo vs. Sambo