Well, sure, let's all be hateful so that everybody is on the same level. That'll get things done.

Not a big Elvis Costello fan, I see.

Hermes: What do we do when we break somebody's window?
Dwight: Pay for it?
Hermes: Oh, heavens no. We apologize, with nice cheap words.

Lip service
Is all you'll ever get from me

Trail of Tears (and Cheers!)

Why doesn't he use his big hammer to get these people more civil rights?

You also want to stay away from the Soylent Green made from too many old people from nursing homes. It has that lingering medicinal taste.

What about on the other side of the universe? Is it now, there, too? Or is it a billion years ago?

Heavy on the 30-weight, Mom!

I was eating something the other day that had a lot of crabs in it. I don't think it was very nutritious.

Don't forget to pee on it.

We can give her cancer, if that will help.

That never gets old.

That's for sure.

My goal is to get a very popular sponsor, like Legos, for that synergy angle so many naked people can't put together.

"If you don't want your naked pictures on the Internet, DON'T POSE NAKED!"
— Howard Stern

I know all of my classical music from Warner Bros. cartoons.

Maybe back when it was on records.

You finally figured that out?

Oh, they (we) do.