Use a coaster.

MR. T ATE MY BALLS!

A piano fell on him.

It's the most sophisticated high-school art ever created.

I assume I would be able to avoid him if I wanted to, just like on Earth.

Well, you have to be sincere in your asking for forgiveness. You can't fake it. The Great Pumpkin would know the difference.

It's just too hard to resist.

Ay caramba.

Dropping a bag of lettuce on the floor?

Hey, it wasn't his fault his wife got cancer at such an inopportune time.

You could probably program a robot to have more personality than Obama.

That could be about anybody.

ooh burn

What happens then?

That's the old, "I would gladly pay for it if it was freely available for me to buy, but it isn't. But it exists, and is available to me, so I'll get it my way."

It's not like I killed them myself.

Have we finally caught up to last week?

Can't we just get a robot to do it?

Yeah. The manager is probably out looking for work now to feed his children.

How many cows have I eaten over the years? I've cut back on my meat eating over the past several years, but before that I would eat cow meat regularly. Chickens, too. I wonder how many of their deaths I caused just to keep myself alive.