You are just incorrigible!

For a donation of 50 dollars, you get this stylish 2016 Trump Jerk Bag, which can be used to hold all your tissues and hand warmers.

Damned time portals.

Is this Trump guy still a thing? I don't watch the news.

We're down the rabbit hole now!

Would it make me a celebrity?

I wouldn't mind groping some women about now.

I'm just going in there to pee on it.

But that comment was so Uncle Stu.

Had he just merchandised, then this crappy book wouldn't be worth anything.

Calvin and Hobbes was a mildly entertaining cartoon. No need to obsess about it.

I get the impression that he hired other artists to work for him after a while. The artwork definitely improved over time, and I'm guessing it's not because he took art classes.

You know how some people will tell you to "follow your bliss?" Well, don't follow this bliss.

I just tell them to deliver to the refrigerator box under the overpass.

This looks like something they'd give away at a really fucked-up Denny's.

He caught wind of it.

You can blame a lot of this cookie-cutter action crap on the Chinese. And Asian carp, too. And maybe the pine beetle blight. They have a lot to answer for.

He was good… and then he wasn't good anymore.

I think you can put the blame on Craft Services.

He got fat.