Air Force Two is the Presidential helicopter. Air Force Three is a hang glider the President can use to quickly get from the Oval Office to the Rose Garden.

At'sa spicy meat-a-ball!

Air Force One's code name is "Looking Glass."

Maybe if those Central African Republic musicians would write songs that fucking rock, instead of that slackluster quasi-reggae world music crap, maybe people would be more interested in hearing them.

At least.

You definitely want to hear that voice of his in the highest fidelity possible.

"Some of us drink because we're not poets."

Oh, boy. AV Club's weekly story about Patton Oswald and his wife dying.

The one with Teri Garr singing, "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"

Looks like it.

Stink star.

I don't know. It might.

Hey, man, you try to get anything significant passed when all you have in Congress are a lot of bipartisan clowns.

Every vote counts. (No, they don't.)

Haley Atwell is the same as Lionel Atwill. It all falls into place after that.

Suck my Dracula!

That little kid in that movie is annoying as hell. That scene where he jabbers about a giant coming in his room out of the wall should be chilling, but instead it's just hard to understand.

Man, this Trump shit never gets tedious.

Buh-zooch?

To Wang Foo: Thanks for Everything, Human Centipede