Lower in calories and higher in iron and fiber.

I'm reminded of the time George HW Bush was asked by a skeptical grade schooler to show some kind of I.D. to prove that he was the President. He didn't have one.

Can I call him "Big Guy," instead?

Josh G-d?

Old Dirty Bastard?

Soylent Vagina

Feminism is something rich women support while poor women clean their houses.

Bill Murray?

Maybe kindergarten.

You need to go to a live theater for that.

What are you, a Commie?

I can dig his use of a garden as a metaphor for the American economy.

One good speech every 12 years or so.

They decided to court the LGBT audience.

Pass!

Everybody wants to join, but nobody wants to follow the rules.

That is some dank poo, man.

Oh, no.

Art.
[FART]

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson