A very judgmental cat.

Duh. The Internet is wireless.

I have enough milk for cereal in the morning, so I'm cool.

Who's gonna tell you when… it's too late?
Who's gonna tell you things… aren't so great?

Close enough.

Saddest ever was the promotional site for the movie "fear.com". I think it was something like "fearmovie.com." Total fail, as the kids say. Do they still say that? Damned kids.

Hollywood Queers

If I were wealthy, I'd hire a full-time driver.

Oh, they won't give you those for free. They have content people actually want.

Jesus was a total bastard, just like you Rick!

He's very insightful say some people.

He's rating this restaurant. And not high, I might add.

"Jack-O-Green wept."

www.therealtrumptv.com

Abortion is just God's way of giving ladies a "do-over."

There is a dearth of sexy nuns on TV these days.

The opposite of hate is indifference… and poor ratings.

No way I'm paying extra for Trump TV.

I saw a Star Wars movie the other day. They were blowing up a Death Star, so I couldn't tell you exactly which one it was.

Quick, somebody post proof of it to another site people actually read!