I was stupid and didn't come up with a combination Harley Quinn / Disney Princess costume quick enough.

The Young Ones: Pope Vyvyan

Yeah, if you ain't got privilege, tough shit for you.

Shut up, Vader. You can't even tell when you're torturing your own daughter for information.

I sure hope we get some more Star Wars "news" soon. I'm afraid I don't know every single detail about it and might be missing something very important. Like a new hat.

Millions of dollars is not enough. They want that gold star stuck on their forehead so everybody can see it!

Peggy Lee?

Unfunny people deserve your respect!

*wipes away tears*
I-I want to thank everybody involved with my post. Special shout-out to the folks at Disqus for making it all happen!

Maybe there should be more awards for people to win! Let's make all of life like the Special Olympics, where everybody gets an award for participating.

I thought of a joke, but I self-edited because that's AV Club these days.

He should have never Tweeted that joke about black transsexual women.

This sounds very much like a standard rom-com. Nobody's shifting any paradigms here.

So kind of like No Strings Attached.

They were all designed by Leslie Mann.

As a black man who only watches shows a black man would like, I thought LeBron was the star of the movie!

Omaha, Nebraska

The original Sin City also did okay, if you want to include that in the list.

The terrribleness keeps on rolling.

Don't know. Maybe because it takes time for a thing to become popular and familiar, and Krampus has managed to do that for the reasons mentioned in the article. Nobody knows Olentzero from a hole in the ground.