They needed the eggs?

He should jump on the black toothpast bandwagon and cash in with a ready made brand:
(1) Shane MacGowan's Miracle Tooth Black
(2) For Fucks Sake (with Flouride)
(3) The Sunny Side of your Teeth

Hi! Just got here!
I'm sure there are some reasoned and passionate arguments here…but I was told there would be cotton candy!

Meh, Computer

Good comment. Both sly and robbie

is that pine tar?

Get a Motel room

hey! take it to the dan savage column, perv.

yeah…looking at you Brockkkton

That cool hotel in Vegas?

Jet fuel can melt an loom

Neil Young predicted that!

It is just bad enough to be watchable…

Eight Simple Rules for making my bum your yellowpages:
1. No giant foam fingers as seen at sporting events
2. Finger must be clean with no open wounds
3. #2 Also means no severed fingers
4. No. No chicken fingers, so don't even ask
5. If you ever dress up like Freddie from "Freddie Got Fingered" again, we're done.
6. It's…

The Dry Cleaners ruined the sash on my Mayor McCheese outfit.
I feel like a fucking City Councilor or some shit.

How would one classify a "Hot Pocket"?
Other than a "carcinogen"?

Call it a "Mashpee".
Mashpee is the town next to Sandwich in Massachusetts.
VERY CLOSE to Sandwich,
NOT SANDWICH.

If you fold pizza, is it not a sandwich?

A-Hole in the sky?
Air Force One

He fixes the cable?