"Can I sit on your lap?"

A knife,
a fork,
a bottle and a cork,
THAT'S the way to spell New York.
(right on Jim, right on.)

Load your heart

So…This will only be available on the CBS Live Stream?

Phillips?

No. They use them for clothes-pins, you see.

"I Wanna Help You Ann"

So you blew your trust fund on micro-surgical hair transplantation? Sorry.
The South Shore is a nice place to drive through on the way to the Cape.

Next time you are in Haverhill buying some rock, stop in and poke me awake with a stick!

Really? You had two friends, Skip?

Hamilton?

He fixed the cable?

Was it Charles Laquidera on WBCN that had an alter-ego named Dwyane-Phillip Glasscock? 1982ish? It was wicked pissa this and wicked pissa that all the time.

WRONG

That's only Innsmouth. The bus doesn't run there any more.

The speakers are loud. To cover up the noise of incontinence.

Rules is rules. Pre-existing condition

ebola?

Wanna split an m&m?

Really…I am not so sure. Victimhood is a comfortable robe.