I am not so sure…

No corporation can sustain that level of performance…it had to catch up to them eventually.

but fitter and happier…

53% of White Women, Dik.
Fifty fucking three…

Waaaaay ahead of you. They put spike strips under the tires of all the non-pickup trucks in the parking lot.

I NEVER knew Victoria Jackson was destroyed the the mainstream media

Exiled to the Ice Planet Hath…

It's not unusual.

Amen. Those kids can only hope to be "functional".

Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle.

and it had Robyn Hitchcock!

A Cinderella Story, if you will…

We need Ivanka Trump on the Ms. 45 Poster…STAT!

Mocking the Defectives…

I met him at a spaghetti dinner. He made us run hills afterward. Nobody liked him.

Dad only said that to make Uncle Dickface mad…

720p!
Good enough for me!

Totally NOTHING to do with hair loss, more of a fashion statement, I don't know why you continue to bring it up constantly…

I get an "adult diaper" vibe from his golf wear.

NEVER blow your nose with a scar tissue.