Dirk Letemdowneasy didn't test well in Encino.

So keeps her hoho in the crisper.
If you know what I'm saying.

Cro-dogs. Hot dogs on a cronut.

James Woods is facebook-avoid uncle

Did he wear a whistle? Cause, that pretty much makes him legit.

Miss Ann Elk's theory?

Nice.
Somebody ate their Salient-Green this morning,

His breasts look Pert.

So you read the treatment for "Phantasm 19"?

Edward James Almost?

At least the 405 moves…

"Man…one of these geezers shit his pants."

He needs a leaf blower to help light that thing.
Which is why he hates Tuesdays.
On Tuesday, the landscaper comes.

DON'T SAY THAT NAME!
AT LEAST DON'T SAY IT THREE TIMES!

Even the Necronomicon?

well duh. I can understand the cartoons.

Right on!

FDA Warning: If you play Scared Stiff for more than 5 hours, seek medical attention.

like many rock stars, twas the "H" that brought Mr. Anderson down.

Rather bellicose, old chap.