Megyn Kelly: "My only criticism would be regarding the lack of the pinkie in the stinkie."
Sean Hannity: "Results are results, Megyn"

Meet the new Dick Cheney.
Worse than the old Dick Cheney.

He wants to be this generation's' Huey Long.

The undead Jesse Helms also rules that party as well.

we vil…

Dude, did you not just read what Wussypillow wrote?
Rainbow Horses! Ridden by our gardener!

pshaw. #27 was a party store.

I can't go for that either…

Hari-Carey?

Yokoyes!
I want your badge and your gun!
Suspended!

When knives are outlawed, only sharpened spoons will cut your pudding!

Modus: Any!
New on Fox this fall!

As long as there are no nuts.
Nuts in fudge is an abomination.

not true…I have to pay to see every game

"decidedly" is the new "quintessential"

and in all fairness, the Amps could not hold a candle to the Breeders.

He has a top hat on his schlong.
(he is a former magician ya know)

its all in her new book: The Art of the Deal Replacement.

Dude, leave him alone.
He's got a broken hip, uh ha, uh ha, uh ha.

G-O-G-T (you know me)