Would the better question be…Are they are people who suffered Fetal Alcohol Syndrome who are NOT Trump supporters?

until they rise up and bake over the world

Why did the catering crew serve luft-waffles?

as plain as the nose, um…
It's plain.

He buys all kinds of shit at Home Depot. And the Mrs. is like, why don't you finish staining the back deck before starting something new…and there he goes, off to Lowes.

You leave Bradley Cooper's wang out of this discussion.

tell us…what happens?

Frisbee was a fucking Yale plot…East Coast Elite Assholes!

WING ATTACK PLAN R

She will not be as good as Margot Kidder.
I loved the superhero party sketch.

High-Five!

Dey should be Putin their money where their mouths is

Dey should be Putin their money where their mouths is

There are three lights!
I told my TIme Warner Rep as he was walking me through my latest internet outage.

Dude…you have no filter.

RANKIN! FULL STOP!

Fire away: I think the best superhero movie in the last 20 years was directed by M. Night.

its a superhero movie…whadya want, a roadmap?

seriously…the dude has opposable thumbs on his balls.

What if you broke into a wrestlers house, and took all the labels off the cans.
They one day, his little nephew wants Spaghetti-os, he makes his best guess and grabs the whoop-ass. That would be awesome. I spilled the bong.