"Vibrating" by Robyn Hitchcock.

This is why you got promoted from Mage.

But is the puppy ok?

Massachusetts has a town called Athol.
Stop what you are doing, grab your tongue, and say it.
SAY IT GODDAMIT!

tell that to the Buffalo Bills

Did you see Jimmy Fallon playing with Trump's pubic hair?
They they sang into hair brushes.

The libtard media will spin it their own way, but President Motherfucker Jones had a sound fiscal policy and actually reduced the deficit. Sure millions died from contaminated drinking water, but they should have admitted that they were waterholics and got a damn job and started dressing more like me.

I Want a decent adaptation of "Dolan's Cadillac". That is a great story.

Spoiler! Fer fucks sake!

Fair trade ricin?

I was a teenage Werewolf…cause, The Cramps.

Oh fer sure….the ladies are going to a come running when they see I am a big Pere Ubu fan.

Brad was cool with the 3-way idea, just not with beloved actor and noted humanitarian Jon Voight.

leftovers again?

"i'm not wearing any wonderyears"

Yeah, but a major outsourcing project? This close to quarter end?
The street is not going to like this move.

There is a "taste the rainbow" joke somewhere in my desk drawer. Hang on…

Dick Cheney only had 10 draft deferments during Vietnam.
Why? Because he had other priorities.

Donald has locked up the Innsmouth vote

Willie Horton, with a knife, for the win.