Pratt is only five foot one

Can. AND WILL!

Well Ringo kept a grudge
cause someone ate his fudge
and Pete is not the best drummer
for the Beatles

I thought you had three kids?

Supper Club = Food ISIS

Last week, it was Gene Wilder.
Now this?

Let's Lynch the Landlord Man!

More like Tom Hardly! High Five!

That is ONLY for Catholic Boys

Cats love whale meat. The Common Tabby alone is responsible for the extinction of nearly 137 species of whale and other sea-going mammals.

Big Octo just owns congress

Hey Univision: NO ME GUSTA!

(Kevin Bacon wakes up on a pile of money)
"What?"

Bravo!

microwave a honeydew, and you've got…

You can use a Hitachi Massager to make delicious meringue?
I did not know that..

Blessings, my friend.

"To Serve Man"….it's a book about Paternalism!

This is LA.
nobody pays for Bacon in this fucking town.

told? NO.
Shown on an old VHS you bought at a yard sale? Sure.