But what did they say about the New York Football Giants?

For breakfast?
Hammond Eggs.

That hair reminds me…I have to polish my shoes.

If I can't trust a douche with green hair, how am I going to vote for Donald?

I've already been promised Miss Lansbury's cremated remains.

the clone team leaves the field, and six plays later, the Browns score.

some people will never slurm

Yes. The Rage Mandate

for reals dawg?

Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?

the poor ain't so bad

Go ahead, throw your vote away

The FRENCH are making champagne now?

Frank Stal…aw fuck it.

Mickey Ward was a good fighter, but no Uberman

Who wants a pander? Pander!

Seriously. Like the Dog with a Blog, or Spongebob or Chris Christie.

I really liked that performance. Courageous.
Over the top, sure. But fun.

fertilizer bombs only. Organic, you know.

Jack Ryan has an alien living in his attica.