I hear there are swag bags, with water, an orange 9 millimeter, oxygen and a Gucci case to carry your suicide pills.

There were lines to be painted, but apparently, Jane wasn't up to the task.

Check the Balls out on that Colleague (fa la la la, la la, la, la)

When will the inevitable "Conservative" Weather Channel start?
-"tornadoes in Mississippi, BLAME SHILLARY"
-"massive blizzard in NYC, the wrath of JEBUS

ouch, babe.

Worst. Circle. Ever.

Not now, Murray!

I went to Max Planck for the awesome abs.

The Sturgeon General, despite the cool uniform, does not have any real power to enact law.

I have to go to Navigator!

Is he *really* worried about 4 years of listening to President Clinton?
Four years old man? That would make you 90.
Kind of an optimistic view, for someone who takes 1/2 a viagra so he won't piss on his slippers.

no, space is a vacuum, but not the sucking kind.

AGT: NOW DIRECTED BY JOHN LANDIS!

Which one do I want in my neck again?
(asking for a friend)

spit take.

Oh blow me down

Foie Grass? Try the new Scotts weed and feed!

from your lips to a non-existent entity's anthropomorphic ears.

you mean "Trump's little b$tch" Paul Ryan?

There is a lot of magic in those sweet little hands.