In a New Jersey tradition, Christie has sat upon that puppy.

Don't listen to him Logan!
Run!

Celeroni! It's a celery based pasta.
"Thanks for asking! It sure is vegan and gluten free!"

"Baba-Loo" used autotune

Paging Dr. Iverative

VOLCANO!

but did Geraldo bring the sweet PK Dick?

Hey Santa! FUCK YOU

zactly!

fucking Belgian bastards

to be fair, he was bed ridden with the kessel runs.

I would be the first to say that

grow up, etc, bovine university, etc.

"Mommy, Pop-Pop won't play with me"
-George W. Bush

*Chuck Klosterman angrily kicks over a table*

Ellen?

Ok, explain.

"would prefer the greater of two evils simply because they were against the lesser evil first"…that is SO HIPSTER. I was into that guy before anyone!

I give you my affection and I give you my time,
but when I try a connection on the RSS feed….

If you have the time machine warmed up, also go back to Fidel Castro's tryout with Philadelphia. Sign the kid to a contract and give him a cup of coffee in the majors. Disney will be in Havana when you return.