ya know…for kids!

Greedo shot himself in the temple first

"High Five"
—Nancy Reagan

"Representative King, please use this doll to tell us where the media barely touched you"

sometimes their morality is burning when they get cross

Gene as McCoy!
"I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A CHRONIC MASTURB….oh wait a minute, my space hot pocket is done"

Rip Valenti books a heavyweight bout

pfft….Catholics….they have a sub-optimal streaming service.

Checking inventory: Plenty of treacle, but we are all out of brimstone,

I spy, with Ethel's eye…A NEEDLE

Good Evening. That's it then. No one actually stole a train, only some of it's contents were lifted, most likely by thieves.

Never trust a Sith Lord what keeps pigs, Turkish.
They will go through bone like butter.

You a Pilot or something?

Pepsi always seemed like the more secret racist of the two.
Dr. Pepper = straight up Klan

Was the Robot named Jack Rubenstein?

Are you an MBR or ERS fan?

The guy who just _takes over_ the karaoke machine? That dude?

I am awaiting the Biopic of Marie Prevost, hopefully with Carrie Coon as the lead.
I would love to be cast as her dog.

Where are the cocaine delivering drones W promised?

Pilot: Greenlit