He hasn't hit .400 in a LONG time. Time to hang up the spikes

Tanks!

Sorry for your loss.

The Engineer needs a support group.

Wooster and Jeeves and the Predator

Get away from her YOU BITCH

not even one "Ha, Ha"?

Now hand me a broad sword and say "Go get 'em tiger"

Good post. Nice house.

A match made in somebody's parents basement

The "interlocked fingers of both hands together" can be used for other things than a "punch"

I love you

OR:
I, Donald Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States so help me God.

THAT is exactly what BIG WEATHER wants you to believe.
Wake up Sheeple!

Don't worry! Global Warming is just he first stage of earth team development. They are, in order:
1. Warming
2. Forming
3. Storming
4. Norming (from the TV show Cheers)
5. Performing

elect-o-lights?

every generation has their own disease

We all live for cross-promotional toys,
now please obey,
and then consume and sleep

Cause Idi Amin said "No"

Syd and Marty Croft?