I bet the press your "sheets" as well.

Parents just don't understand…mass murder

Well…We're waiting….

OR…use said time machine to give Gen. Sherman nukes.

This is why I quit the 4H Club

I am number 6

They putsched him away

The mass is ended. Go in peace.

burns opponent at Bingo

Professor Hercules is the Football Coach as well, and the highest paid public employee in that particular state.

"Would you ask Tom Petty that question?"
"I don't know Frank, would you?"

hang out

I'd worry about the rakes.

Ah Fellahs, we seem to be one whack off.

Right at the end, JFK's head got a bit smaller.

Maybe Stan Papi

it is noan

The Onion Ring.

Do tears count?

The Habs and the Habs-Not