correction: good restaurants open after 10:00pm

slight difference: NYC has decent public transportation and good restaurants

"nothing but the best for my dog…"

Chicks with bricks and blocks come…

Pffft. With a tongue like a cow, he SHOULD make us go "wow".

"Mr. President, the Secretary of the Interior is here to see you…"

take yer at off boy, when yer talking to me

Wots a poster, lol

Good burger, Dude

El Flaccido

careful!…that'll give you a joint compound fracture

bite her in the Belly

Arbei's Mock Frys

21:12. Which gave the affiliates time for 16 commercials and a station identification

Kubrick tried, Disney lied

"Todd! Shut down the fucuckda garbage disposals on the Bristol level!"

(Joe Biden drives away furiously)

Frank Stallone Aykroyd

The Crisper *sobs*

What are you going to do? Your lovely partner is ready, and you don't want to call it off just cause your throat hurts and you can't really speak.