That comment is Less Than Bullshit.

"Home, Alone."
Sounds like a track from Tom's new solo joint.

AVClub B = "You Participated" Trophy

Mr. Killjoy, refreshing Dillahunt deprogramming is just a van ride away.

The LP version had instructions for creating chemtrails to enhance the audio exp.

Page 3.

"That Guy Fawkes, he is only a sophomore!"

Tom Waits…

Sorry. I was thinking about a different toy record player.

Open it: It Stops.
Close it: it Plays.

Green Dream.

Rome is expensive, because you have to put 3 coins in every drinking fountain.

It's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
No, wait.

"World's Greatest Dad who Taught Me to French Kiss"

Lynchburg, dead ahead!

That particular Hang Glider folds space.

Yer Mom is the early bird special

The system is rigged!

Is the irony centered around the fact the show is called "Dear White People" but it is really about "Insufferable White People?"

Fuck Yeah!
Haverhill Hillies!