Jimmy Carter is smarter

Is that when you poo at the same time?
Asking for a friend.

replace "tv" with "thing"

Who Murdered those Dissidents?
Ida Know

ENDORSEMENT BY INDIANA COLLEGE COACHES CAUSES COUNTRY TO RALLY AROUND TRUMP

Star Trek: You Know, 4-Kids
(hailhailfireandsnowcalltheangelhewillknow)

Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent, please, please, please

That dude commands an iron, man.

She didn't have to sign that contract. Nobody made her.

Yara, is that a PLEDGE PIN?
On you ARMOR?

That Bastard!

If Winter just stayed away from MAOI inhibitors for a day or two, Winter would be coming.

laugh all you want, but that bazooka joe strap-on lasted for years.

Oh Honey, Chris Christie is here.
Put on something cute and drive the backhoe full of Ziti into the dining room like a nice wife.

But if you want to watch, it will be another $100

Sure is a lot of fiber in a tree…so, yes?

Black Bears drive like this!
Polar Bears drive like this!

The third season will tie the whole series together, man.

Sofies' Choice Meat and Cheeses

Ayers a rock for your alloween sack