He tried

Go on…

Big Brother can't see into that cave

Only Agent Smith is allowed that privilege!

What was the Motels song?
Take the "H" out of Chuck, and you got Cuck.

Sexy? Maybe.
I bet that horse "forgot" a lot of safety words.

True. Brainiac never paid his debts.

Copulating Offal Police Specialists

Vinny Jones as well just to keep up…

"What was that last one again?…." - Stephen King

excellent value for your lapdance dollar French

Timberlake drank all the whiskey at my house too…

We're ah, gonna need to see all the material data safety sheets for this.

Cable guy has duct tape on his mouth.
So, can't ask him.

Darabont's first draft of 6589 dollars was better.

When it is frozen, it makes the scotch in your glass more fun

Only one sure way to tell a woman really loves you…

And to drink…Peru!

Hooper bought it from Mr. Gower

Typical landlord.
Freezing cold? No heat? Snuffy is fucking invisible