Illinois Nazis

Give me a few hours notice, so I can sew you into your shorts

Emma Stone at Raging Waters

Great Band! Great Album!

I am going to throw the Senate at her SO HARD

Its a dirty ore anyway.

Green Day is on BROADWAY!
How can punk be dead?

That joke was mine!

I'll be in my bunk…

Bobby Cannavale was busy, and so was Emma Stone

Nic Cage Christmas Eve Special: "Ask the IRS Where your Fucking Christmas Presents Are!"

Only the Southern Albino Racoon seems to have that predilection.

Their incisors are in excellent shape, however, as their little tiny paws can only reach them with yummy mint dental floss.

Broom, Broom, Dust = Wizard of Oz

Operation: Exploitation Maximize

Can I make the il Douche joke?

Bing Hitler was killed in a horrible Wasp attack

Eva Braun! Grind me some coffee!

Even Women have their blind sides

Wuthering Heights: Now ISO9001 Certified