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He met Andy Warhol at a very cool party…

"Yeah, It's a six picture deal, see?
Waldo first, then Trouble, then Sorry, then either Candyland or Gnip/Gnop (we have spec scripts for both) ending up with Pie Face: The Movie. We've got Guy Ritchie and Tom Cruise for Pie Face, the idiots will eat it that shit up." *

Not true. It's just that the script was painstakingly written on an etch-a-sketch that was "accidently"placed on top of an industrial paint shaker.
Fucking Vanessa Coffee

No Sh*t. Space Madness is genius. It is amazing that a children's cartoon had so little dialog, and did so much with music and sound effects.

Seven checkmarks for seven boxes!

Sponsored by the Catholic League.

Satan came second? That would imply Satan let someone come first, which is doubtful.

Will they use Frank Darabont's original script?
Will J. Michael Straczynski be called in to add B-plots about Chicken/Humanoids?
And what about lens flares, are they enticing?

Let me tell ya pal, It's going right right in the middle of their favorite kessel run, and now it is going to be twice as many parsecs high. You should be ashamed.

My absolute favorite move about Shitweasles.

With a sister city in Oklahoma

"Oh, I love the victims. The victims are awesome. If you are not a victim, you should be ashamed of yourself. What a disgrace you are, you non-victim."

Go on…

Normative Leer

Now say "Holler Back Girl" in German

Yes. The Klingons were notorious for invading star systems under the guise of "fighting terrorism" and then exploiting the natural resources of said system, with corresponding misery delivered to the systems' inhabitants. What fuckers, eh?

We're going to build a space-wall, and the Tholians are going to pay for it!

Fudgy The Whale…Did he ever set sail?

Thanks. Drinks are on me, pal.

Is Steven Wright still alive?
Asking for a friend