Did Dante infer? No. He spelled it right the fuck out.

Did you bone that Bird?

Linus: "Charlie Brown! I got us an 8-ball!"
Lucy: "I got us some edibles"
Charlie Brown (already high): "I got a rock…"

Haverhill beat Lowell!

Another distinguished Bentley University alum

Connecticut is the nutmeg state.
Nutmeg is a key ingredient in the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Ergo, Connecticut is the ideal destination for White Chicks.

Just tell us you are from Woburn and be done with it.

First town west of Waltham is Weston.
It says it in the name of the town.

495 is the local Mason/Dixon

I live in Santa Monica, and I wish we had a dive bar bar like the Tap.
God, I miss Cleo.
Is Captain Johns' still open cross the street?

If you get even a little bit of the Jerry Lewis sauce on the ice cream, it ruins the whole dessert.

A lot of people experiment with jamboning in college

Crazy X-Hamster

I'm a Red Sox fan, and I am currently breaking into your car.

This R2 unit's got a great motivator

and Helen makes three

Now I understand the Star Wars/Blue Velvet cross over fan fiction

Never tell me the odds…

Soylent Green is…Porkins

Tension to be relieved, you need.