His first script was the genuine draft

Good ole Wilbraham. Home of Misatonic, Friendly's Ice Cream, and some sort of Creeping Horror that lives up the hill.

There was a gasoline powered mechanical jaguar painted black, which of course broke down repeatedly during shooting. This caused the Director, William Wellman, to alter much of the second act, and shoot many of the tense scenes from the Cat's POV.

Could Superman cook a rock of cocaine too heavy to lift into his pipe?

Quick with the Lance, D.

Eddard Norton

Please don't hyde Harrison Ford's "meds"

I hate it when 20 minutes into the movie, the usher closes the curtain to the first class seats and then you can't see anything.

Isn't ANY Shofar costume automatically a 'Sexy' Shofar (tm) costume?

God watches me when I maturate, and I'M the creepy one?

Go on…

JUST take a PILL

The staff at Newbury Comics were cranky but mostly helpful.
Pro tip: If you like the music one of the clerks is playing, ask them about it.

Catherine the Great: On Ice

Live performances in halls designed BEFORE electronic amplification.
Said halls can ONLY sell VEGAN snacks.

Galaxie 500 Box set or GTFO

Mountains of cocaine do not snort themselves.

I invested in He as well. Despite a meeting with the Industry Spokesman, who had a high-pitched and annoying voice.

Garbage Time?

People are Corporations too, my friend.