Sandy Frank is a nice beach lunch ruined.

Is she your Special Lady Friend?

Jackie Treehorn's objects are closer than they appear, man. It's the mirror.

McBride = son of a married woman.
Ergo, if you are not a McBride, your Mom is on a bearded man's face more often than an Occulus Rift.

Google Glass was just the vanguard for the real product: Ira Glass.
You too can have your day segmented into three quirky acts.

It has been there for years, waiting patiently.
Now that B.B. King is dead, give it a whirl.

Jesus day drank with his forehead in his hand.

Some of them don't ever wear badges.

Nice try, but…Ted Nugent.

When you don't cut the cord, things like Florida happen.

They were too wide to be of any use.

The HBO CEOOT says your newsletter will arrive Friday.

Yes, you could say lava is technically rock cooking.

Not anymore. Cadbury changed her recipe.

Scissors cuts pen, rock makes movie

Girls, take off your pantyhose

Is the manuscript the AV Club staff _promised_ to Sean O'Neal?

I was going to name my after hours Brooklyn Cake Pop Shop "Poison Spikes and Angry Crocodiles" so, I gues, you are now a partner?

Youk?

Bob's Discount Furniture now sells fainting couches.