Let's start with a taxonomy!

So, if it hurts when I pee, do I have nostalgia?

The Northeast used to have Friendlys. Are they still a concern?

The man who raised you has toenail fungus and you shame him for it?
Maybe love could keep you two together. Whatever.

Are you naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos?

"Hi, my name is Pete, and I am a Pete."
(all the Petes in the room say) "Hi Pete:.

Bobby will always remember his first boner. It has a lovely scent of shame and vanilla.

So it s was Meghan's Milkshake reaction that brought Don to the yard?

We should drink and compare our bitterness sometime.

Saw the Zombies last year (gratis) at the Santa Monica pier. The lead singer looked 70 and sounded 25. I could not believe how tight the band was, and the singer has amazing pipes.

As a non-aligned Afghani warlord, I also implore you to give the tithe

Chavez Ravine is a dessert topping!

It was the red wrap dress. DVF I think.

He has friends that make the bodies. They don't erase the bodies.

A safe configuration needs to have the mixture of matter/anti-hero just right.

He is clearly a shape-shifter, isn't that enough?

which is why the marriage of wall street conservatives to orthodox christian conservatives will lead to the disunion of our great republic.

In Porn, an Auntie-Hero usually involves an older Indian woman.

Everybody knows that Two and a Half Men is an expose about Scientology.

Bam-a-lam