I saw your Mommy and your Mommy prefers "Sex Bomb"

Good melodrama, bad Motels song.

I Know Why the Caged Mockingbird is Coughing Up Blood

What's wrong with dating pizza boxes?

Tru Man

Code Bleu

If that caption photo was a scratch and sniff, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't smell shampoo.

Keep the badge. Leave the cannolli.

*audience laughs*

Or my trip to Monte Carlo

or beauty pagent

You can put transparent aluminum foil in the microwave you know.

Java update

He moves in with Mathew Perry?

Go on…

So it wasn't a warning to expect alternative sexual practices?

That would be telling

Why is every show about running over Zoey Deschanel?

This show taught me to stand on just one finger

Not everyone enjoys powerlingus