SPACELY!

Ronnie used to call Nancy's lady parts "hollywood".

You stole that joke from Slate!

Dietary issues?

Can you turn vitamins into multi-vitamins?

Don't bate, Robots.

4 wives? Nice

Despite my current wife's best efforts.

Don't forget loaded gun in purse.

Turn off Spongebob at your own risk.

Not to stereotype, but the Red ones with he crotch bulge are always aggressive.

I saw it. Get off my lawn.

A Tyson Sphere would burn pretty quickly, but then, chicken for everyone.

Old Men can get confused.
Have you seem my keys?

NSFW!

Unaware that Spot was watching the whole time.

And Thank You Pa, Pa. I just love my Dolly.

Agreed.
Perhaps other breakthroughs will solve problems that will enable us to create a micro-miniature sun and perhaps capture its awesome energy in a small sphere. In the future, entire cities could harness the energy of a body the size of a Christmas ornament.

Who names their kid "North"?

Put it in "H" !