record collecting is probably the only fetish that includes vinyl/pvc

What did he say about getting to second base with that girl from homeroom?

NBO!

problem solved.

Cassettes have no dynamic range or dynamic dishwasher

now that cocaine is dispensed by roombas, record executives are passe.

they can still mosey down to the metropolitan museum of art to look at all the satyrs with hard-ons.

My pants fit funny after reading that.

the wee 'our of the evening

"I'm already in a world of shit. Joker."

Eyes on the stars, curlers in his hair.

The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the line
The husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying their 'causehion-floor
His viscous poly-paste breath comes out
Their wall-paper world is shattered by his shout
A boy in blue is busy banging out a headache on the kitchen door

*(sip of chardonnay, sardonic smile, stare off into the distance, slightest of nods)*

Pull quote!

A latin scramble is eggs, chiles, onions and tomatoes, correct?
I'm going to add toast and coffee.

Think about that, and do the opposite.

What would Cosby do?

Don't be flatulent, Jeffery.

The Man Who Put His Hands on the Nice Lady's Throat and then the Lady Couldn't Breathe and was Sad.

He was probably pitching a screenplay adapted from that Chuck Palahniuk book.