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I better trademark "turgid treacle" before Ms. Swift

*Gets Idris Elbowed.*

Yeah I want a matching thermos! Duh.

I want a Sex Box Lunchbox!

New from NBC this fall: Neck-Beardy & Insane.

Take that back! Bérénice Bejo is not unattractive.

Adolph Coors in on line 3. Something about an NDA.

Croaky?

Close. They drop Bear into the wilderness that is Piers' back hair.

Agreed. Now just who will Hollywood pick as Nora and Asta?

toasted or no toasted wha kinda chiz?

Is that pine-tar on your, um, bat?

Dr. Suess' the Lopex.

What would Nick Charles do? Why get a tetanus shot and start with-a the gin.

A rocket sized Van would provide a much larger canvas for the lone wolf mural.

"Miss Sharon, close your legs and let em try some blow."

Frankly, I'm not sure I would recognize Mr. Moore if he took the Tigers cap off.

Fair enough…

Not a problem. Just be sure there are no emotional or flesh grabbing attachments.

Look again. There might be a cat inside.