Jeff Dunham is terrible. It's shocking to me that anyone actually thinks he's funny. I heard he made like 20 million dollars last year. HOW? HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS HACK MAKE 20 MILLION DOLLARS? That's incredibly ridiculous.

This was…
…the weakest episode of this season thus far. I still chuckled in a few places, and Cartman was hilarious, but I find myself missing Randy… we need more Randy! How about an ep where Randy, Gerald, and Mr. Stotch go on a road trip. Hilarity ensues!

I agree that the USFL was well on its way toward failing. Despite the film's weakness, I still feel this is the best 30 for 30 yet. I'm loving these documentaries. The Baltimore one was a bit weak, but Levinson's love for the material was obvious, and thus the material was elevated. I can't wait for "Without Bias" and…

I think it's spelled "Cerie." And damn the actress who plays her is fine.

Adult Swim has been a cesspool of programming with the obvious exception of the Venture Bros. since 2004.

I've experienced my fair share of annoying white suburban teenagers in movie theaters as well. It's not necessarily a race thing. Though that's been the conception for years now.

5 fucking cell phones went off in the theater when I went to see Paranormal Activity last week. FIVE FUCKING CELL PHONES. And not only that, but I also experienced people yelling at the screen ("DON'T GO IN THERE!" "OH MY GOD DON'T USE THE OUIJA BOARD!") for the first time in a long time. This is why I tend to go to…

Mad Men
I'm really not enjoying the show lately. And it sucks, because it's my favorite show on television (along with Breaking Bad). But this season sorely lacks direction. I can't stand the teacher (and was hoping Don would avoid her). She seems like a "convenient" distraction for Don, and he's only going to end up…

She was great on SNL…
Too bad she doesn't do a whole lot of work now. She could be Halle Berry's spunky side-kick in a rom-com or some shit.

Everyone knows Mr. X is Homer Simpson.

It should be noted…
…that Julia Roberts and Bruce Willis appear in Ocean's 12, not Ocean's 13. Ocean's 13, btw, is much better than it has any right to be. And it's a masterpiece next to the piece of shit Ocean's 12. Damn, what a letdown that one was.

DMtH was kind of a Faust for the 21st century, I thought. I also enjoyed the hell out of it. I'm still a bit surprised it didn't do very well at the box office. Also, a lot of people I know thought it was stupid and not scary.

I'm not a hipster and I love Futurama. In fact, I bought the first season the first day it came out on DVD way back in March of 2003. But the movies sucked, especially Bender's Game. They were all sub-par when compared to the series and serve as little more than a cash-grab.

It wouldn't get much stronger ratings on Thursday than it would on Friday. You can thank Grey's Anatomy, CSI, and Survivor for that. (Note: I actually enjoy CSI and Survivor.)

Sooo…
You hear that, aging folk/pop artists? If your album sells poorly, you can SUE the stores that carry it!

I completely agree. I noticed this with Roger as well in tonight's episode. I think one of the things this episode did well was reiterate the fact that S-C is quite literally at the mercy of a few large clients like Lucky Strikes (25 million has be like 10000000 billion dollars in 2009 money… I mean, come on!). I'm…

I just really hope Sal comes back. He's such a great character, and there's still a lot to discover and explore. I liked his promotion to commercial director. I really want to see him do more with that.

I don't fucking blame the guy for having a change of heart. I think that the madness of this situation has finally made him understand just how fucked up all of this shit has been. Good on him for wanting to get his kids off of tv.

Bill O'Reilly has also spoken out about the sexual abuse of children, chastising governors who take a lean stance on child predators. I can at least commend his somewhat sane attempt to curb child molestation. Other than that, I can't really defend his actions.

I've never seen Knightriders or Martin, sadly, but I love Creepshow. The Crate is still pretty scary.