I once bought the soundtrack to Dawn of the Dead at a comic book convention and then had it signed by Tom Savini.

Can someone….
…explain the final joke to me? The one from the stewardess? I don't fly enough so I didn't really get it.

You can also order the salad bowl with no rice and it's probably the healthiest fast food item you could ever eat.

Ike Parke-

I was actually a fan of Krod Mandoon. I kinda hope they bring that back.

David Bowie
Station to Station (10:14) is better than any song on this list.

Tonight's Ep
Why are you shuddering at psychiatry? Because it will be dispensed by Dr. Rapist? Or because you're a Tom Cruise who doesn't believe in it? I hope it's the former, because psychiatry has done a lot to help people. But I certainly wouldn't want Dr. Rapist as my psychiatrist.

Michael as a c0-manager
Quite frankly, I think it's a bad idea, even if it is an attempt to take the show into a new direction. Jim has been shown in the past to be terrible at dealing with the problems in the office when he gets a modicum of power. I'm really hoping the show doesn't just show Jim sucking at his job…

But not as many gay fans, which is strange considering her huge support from the gay community.

Fame kills?
Which came first, the fame or the ego?

Meh
Meh

So nice you learned it twice?

Eisenberg is a stronger actor than Cera too.

I think the advertising is also somewhat purposely duplicitous, but I'll see it on Friday night and know for sure then.

I want to like this…
I really want to like Zombieland, and I really want it to succeed. But it has a few things going against it. Namely, I'm getting fucking tired of the "zombie craze" going on right now (along with the current vampire craze and the soon-to-be-here werewolf craze, courtesy of both New Moon and the…

Jesus christ, a character can't even make an offhand remark in a sitcom without being referred to as "racist." You morons are taking all the power away from that word. Just stop fucking using it already.

Agreed… Rosario is easily the hottest one. Is Tara Reid dead yet? She seems like someone who should be dead.

I like the first movie ok. The first half of it has its moments at the least. It really starts to irritate me somewhere in there. The second movie has no reason whatsoever for existing, and ups the gross-out humor to unbearable levels. Barbara Streisand, Dustin Hoffman, Robert DeNiro and Blythe Danner all handling a…

LOL There are no "Jonses" in Bangkok
Yeah he's right… Thais would never, ever compete with one another. One-upping your neighbor is just as common in the east as it is in the west. What a hilarious simplification of Thai culture.

What are you talking about? Goats are stupid, mean, hard-headed animals. That's why they're called nature's presidents.